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Daily Headlines 3 March 2015

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Business News ACCC slaps iiNet over prices in ads $204k the poorer, number three says sorry Turnbull's Digital Transformation Office already missing deadlines Department won't reveal hires or plans, but 2017 finish line is still policy March 24th: The day most Australian download allowances become inadequate Netflix names the day for its first antipodean transmissions Twitter probes terror threat: Medieval murder mob ISIS allegedly puts co-founder in crosshairs If you believe an anonymous post on the internet US court rubber-stamps dragnet metadata surveillance (again) 'We'll definitely stop soon,' spooks promise through gritted teeth HP gulps down Aruba Networks for $3bn Biggest buy since Autonomy High Court: IBM staff refused pay increases can claim damages Big Blue set to appeal Data Centre News Brocade's pen poised over cheque to buy Connectem If you can't build virtualised networks like everyone else at MWC, buy 'em Cisco offers carriers adware-as-a-service for fun and profit MWC2015 Telcos looking for 'value partnerships' can buy a platform from The Borg Xen bug latest: Cloudpocalypse averted, says Amazon No mass reboot needed after all, despite latest Xen vulns Insight: Have you heard about Windows Server 2003 support? No, this is not a joke... HDS blogger names HDS flash array as latency winner Who knew? Coms CEO: Sorry about accidentally buying 20k shares, I'm off Loss-making B2B comms outfit looks for new boss and non-exec directors Have it all: BlackBerry to port crown jewels to iPhone, Android MWC 2015 We’re still going to make hardware, insists CEO VMware makes NFV telco play by snuggling up to OpenStack MWC 2015 If it can be virtualised, Virtzilla wants it WD reveals NASty new boxes for home and small biz use Hey, you, get into My Cloud HDS makes its move beyond storage with telco data analyser MWC 2015 Code from Tokyo Stock Exchange used for real time network monitoring Citrix targets carriers with NetScaler MWC 2015 Virtualising the mobile network for the NFV world Hardware News Chasing pennies, Sony, Microsoft and smartphone biz rivals retreat to mid-range MWC 2015 There's nowhere else to go NXP snaps up Freescale to form new chipzilla Probably more chips than McCains 3 spectastic Lumias for price of 1 rival flagship: Microsoft sells biz on cheapie experience MWC 2015 We've missed you, Stephen Elop Just want a simple, low-power GPU for your smart-gumble? Try using your Imagination MWC 2015 Brains of your second wristputer Networks News 90% of mobile data eaten by TINY, GREEDY super-user HOTSPOTS +Comment Want data equality? Try femto cells... Google dips into U.S. wireless market with 'small scale' MVNO offering MWC 2015 Pichai unveils cautious carrier plans Ericsson, Telstra and Qualcomm up the ante with 600Mbps demo MWC 2015 Meanwhile EE scores with 400Mbps at Wembley Network vendors need something far more real than ‘5G’ MWC 2015 The all-IP, gigabit dream is within reach... just buy our kit HP Services engineer dispatch tool 'broken', say engineers Relies on high speed web connections Security News 50 shades of grey can turn Adobe Reader into a hot mess Greyscale pics are a great place to hide malcode $250K: That's what Lenovo earned to RAT YOU OUT with Superfish Report suggests Lenovo can be bought for peanuts as Mozilla kills dirty cert Google's 'encrypted-by-default' Android is NOT encrypting by default It's sad that this isn't really a surprise ICANN switches off dot-word admin portal amid security leak scare Companies competing for gTLDs may have peeked at each others' privates Silent Circle revamps secure smartphone MWC 2015 Blacker is the new black ASML‬ plays down mystery hack attack Firm that makes machines that make chips makes statement Would you trust 'spyproof' mobes made in Putin's Russia? Android-based securomobe makes play against the West's Blackphone The car in front has Kaspersky deep inside Russian embedded anti-virus, not flamboyant F1 sponsorship Twitter triples abuse team, knocks dox Reports surge as CEO crackdown takes effect Bad movie: Hackers can raid networks with burnt Blu-Rays Movies a distraction for remote plunder Software News Tinder puts a high price on nookie for oldies New Tinder Plus is cheap for svelte 20-somethings, pricey for saggy over-30 set IBM continues fanboi courtship with fresh crop of iOS apps Big Blue pops out three more Apple-ready business tools Groovy Java guy off for Restlet Project now the leader of the pack following withdrawal of funding Jolla launches Sailfish 2.0, now with added security MWC 2015 Tablet coming later this year, but will it be competitive? First peek at the next Ubuntu 15.04 nester line-up Xubuntu, Kubuntu, Barney McGrubuntu, Cuthbert, GNOME and MATE Bradley Horowitz on ailing Google+: Islands in the stream, that is what we are ... Network thingy becomes an, er, embarrassment of thingies Windows XP's market share grows AGAIN! Not even nuking it from orbit will do the job, we fear Microsoft working on 'Nano' version of Windows Server for web-scale ops Slide deck appears describing lightweight core for future Windows Servers Science News NASA upgrades Rosettta, Voyager and moon landing tracker Australian deep space tracking facility's upgrade comes online SpaceX lofts two all-electric ion-drive comsats to Clarke orbit Pics Sounds cool but it's more Captain Slow than Captain Buck Rogers US Navy satellite EXPLODES, scattering debris Ground control to DMSP-13 … Bootnotes News Tulsa woman bludgeons man mercilessly with laptop Gobbles genitals, but not in a good way

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