vSphere 6.0 is BADASS. Not that I've played with it or anything. Ahem [Thu Feb 5 2015]

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Business News IBM chasing ex-staffers for $20 payments Big Blue jobs shifting under PYRAMID SALES SCHEME Australia's (current) PM Tony Abbott again calls for metadata trove laws to pass, ASAP Government links arms with law enforcement, sings 'We shall overcome' Avoiding data retention will be as easy as eating a burger Senator Scott Ludlam unpicks the gaps in Oz data retention law Ross Ulbricht, in the library, with the laptop: Silk Road boss found GUILTY of all charges Clue in 2015 China demands real names online, bans parody accounts and news article comments One out of three ain't bad Sky bathes in cash - then adds FIVE BEELLLION to its debt mountain Rising ARPU, churn steady, but broadband still lags Red-spattered Android figures sinkhole Sony's healthy financials Apart from the crazy mobes, everything else is on the up Insight cloud guru snubs global job, walks over to Brit upstart Ash Patel heading to 'more exciting' role at Cobweb Solutions Hey kids! If you vote Facebook will give you EXTRA LIKES* UK.gov partners with Zuck-run network to get da yoof into polling booths Hungry Twitter starts spaffing ads ALL OVER THE WEB Microrant cesspit foresees ‘monetisation opportunities’ Who'd be Target's infosec chief? Tesco CIO joins hack-battered firm Previous chap retires after annus horribilis CHAINSAW HORROR advert earns GiffGaff a slap from regulator Clowns, zombies and crazed lumberjack terrified tiny tots Google gets my data, I get search and email and that. Help help, I'm being REPRESSED! Worstall on Wednesday Rid me of this moaning hippy! China and Russia start again with this UN internet takeover bull**** Scram, geeks – General Assembly document raises government-run specter Singapore wants nation-wide internet of things, hold the internet Plans fibre just about everywhere for national sensor network Accused Silk Road boss's lawyer insists he was just a fall guy Closing argument urged jury to ignore 'deception and misdirection' Channel News Dell veteran and forrmer channel overlord O'Shea quits 20 years at any company is enough for one man Data Centre News Microsoft's message for Win Server 2003 users: FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES No scare tactics here. Nope. Uh, someone say security? vSphere 6.0 is BADASS. Not that I've played with it or anything. Ahem Sysadmin blog The future is VMware's to lose Isilon brains trust flock to data-tastic upstart Qumulo Heads behind almost ALL Isilon patents start afresh Edelman PR dumps its storage bods for Nasuni-Microsoft Azure combo A lot of in-house flacks are probably panicking right now Speaking in Tech: Uber and Google on the road to DRIVER-FREE cars Podcast Any thetans going spare? Call the Scientologists Intel silicon photonics modules can't take the heat of the HPC kitchen Chipzilla puts first batch of kit on ice, promises fix from chill pill VMware acquires Immidio to personalise mobile stuff Core customers sorted yesterday, growth markets pursued today Hardware News Toshiba packs NUMERIC KEYPAD onto crypto self-bricking USB drive RIP Windows RT: Microsoft murders ARM Surface, Nokia tablets End of the road for Lumia 2520 slab Parts for Brit proto-mainframe EDSAC show up in USA Botched bookshelf bound for Bletchley after beating scrap merchants Indian phone buyers decide home is where the heart is Local hero Micromax takes top sales crown from usual suspects Networks News FCC chief's net neutrality rules are BEST thing ever/will DESTROY the internet Roundup America reacts to Wheeler's open web rules FCC boss flashes net neutrality package: Let's regulate those internet pipes, baby! Telco lawyers start the clock German 700MHz auction signals start of Euro spectrum flogoffs UK might, possibly, maybe join in - by, er, 2022 Tim Berners-Lee calls for net neutrality in Europe You want growth? Then keep it open, says Knight of the Web Realm 5 steps for Windows Server 2003 End of Life success On July 14, 2015 Microsoft will end support for Windows Sever 2003 and Windows Server 2003 R2. This eGuide will provide you with 5 tips critical to a successful and affordable transition. Download here > Security News Forget Norks, Russian hackers are in Sony Pictures' servers – claim Infosec bod reckons he has seen internal documents not yet leaked by studio ransackers Sony Pictures claims 'Nork mega-hack attack' cost it just $15 million Chump change, studio says Sage Pay anti-POODLE upgrade REDUCED security - briefly Secure payments on Win XP (snigger) bared to world+dog, argue securo-bods Wanted: Brit Facebook and Twitter trolls for counter-jihad psyops Join the Army and see... er, your own keyboard RSA boss packs his fishing rod and heads for the hills No big bucks from EMC acquisition or Snowden shenanigans O2 notifies data cops 'for courtesy' ... AFTER El Reg intervenes in email phish dustup Suggests customers must have lost their own data Turing notes found warming Bletchley Park's leaky ceilings Chilly codebreakers used TOP SECRET documents to stop draughts Germany's BND muscles in on metadata mass surveillance Vacuumed info flows into NSA-wannabe branch offices Microsoft blunts hooks of nasty Internet Explorer phishing flaw Hacker drops policy bypass disclosure Attackers sling recent Flash 0day through 1800 domains Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure Site News Win! The Ultimate Cash 'n' Carrion Survival Kit Competition A little El Reg merchandise for those cold server room nights Software News Valve set for OpenGL BIG REVEAL at upcoming conference Gaming firm set to give details on glNext Behold: The touchy-feely future of Office on Windows 10 fondleslabs Pics Preview apps for a preview operating system Bootnotes News Twin Adam Sandlers shake El Reg's movie unwatchablathon team Jack and Jill screening ends in traumatised dash for wine 5 steps for Windows Server 2003 End of Life success On July 14, 2015 Microsoft will end support for Windows Sever 2003 and Windows Server 2003 R2. This eGuide will provide you with 5 tips critical to a successful and affordable transition. Download here >

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