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Weekly Digest Headlines 19 September 2014

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Weekly Digest : The Biggest and Best of the Week Register journo goes from back to front of London iPHONE6 queue in SIXTY SECONDS Vid Arr, he'm used t'magic o' fast forrard, d'ye see Bacon-related medical breakthrough wins Ig Nobel prize Is there ANYTHING cured pork can't do? iPhone 6: Last straw for Android makers eaten alive by the data parasite? Analysis Arr, makin' spy kit fer Google, a mug's game matey TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab Be afeared, me hearties, these scoundrels be spying our signals Getting to the BOTTOM of the great office seating debate 100% Design Belay that toil, me hearty, and park your scurvy backside Your chance to WIN the WORLD'S ONLY HANDHELD ZX SPECTRUM Competition Reg staff not allowed to enter, god dammit Blood-crazed Microsoft axes Trustworthy Computing Group Security be not a dirty word, me Satya. But crevice, bigod... Aussie bloke buys iPHONE 6 and DROPS IT to SMASH on PURPOSE First Crack Yarrrgh! 'Tis Antipodean insanity, ye crazy swab JINGS! Microsoft Bing called Scots indyref RIGHT! Redmond sporran metrics get one in the ten ring 'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux Multiple desktops and live tiles in restored Start button star in new vids Stray positrons caught on ISS hint at DARK MATTER source Landlubber scope-gazers squint to horizons and see anti-electron count surge iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? No. It is the Most Exquisite THING. EVER Stephen Pie More beautiful than a unicorn, or a baby's smile Driving with an Apple Watch could land you with a £100 FINE Bad news for tech-addicted fanbois behind the wheel Monitors monitor's monitoring finds touch screens have 0.4% market share Not four. Point four. Count yer booty again, Microsoft Spies would need SUPER POWERS to tap undersea cables Why mess with armoured 10kV cables when land-based, and legal, snoop tools are easier? Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android Belike tears of joy to this old seadog's eyes, lad Plucky Playmonaut parties as LOHAN hits Kickstarter goal Bring on the wenches'n'mead, set course for New Mexico Open source and the NHS: Two huge disorganised entities without central control Nay dragons here, me lad - these be long lost lovers Early result from Scots indyref vote? NAW, Jimmy - it's a SCAM Anyone claiming to know before tomorrow is telling porkies 4K-ing excellent TV is on its way ... in its own sweet time, natch Breaking Fad For decades Hollywood actually binned its 4K files. Doh!

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