The Reg: Vintage WINE laid down in SIXTEEN HUNDRED BC was 'psychotropic' [Mon Nov 25 2013]

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Business News Confirmed: Apple buys Kinect contributor PrimeSense Wave your hands in the air, or maybe AT an iPad Air Gold meddler: Doctor Who is 50 years old TODAY Doctor Who @ 50 Half a century of banging around the universe in an old blue box Google underwrites Firefox another year, even as Chrome outpaces it Analysis Mozilla's 2012 finances show it propped up by search yet again Stewardess first to book $250k Virgin Galactic 'space trip' with BITCOINS We'll now take the crypto-currency, beams beardy Brit billionaire Branson Google puts Dr Who's Tardis onto Street View - and you can get INSIDE It's not that big, compared to some we've seen... Ultimate Doctor Tom Baker REGENERATES, RETURNS to WHO Doctor Who @ 50 Taking the old girl for a spin. Again Microsoft gets GIANT GLASS HQ in FINLAND as part of Nokia deal Most of the borged Nokia bods work in Espoo building anyway Doctor Who writers Neil Gaiman and Terrance Dicks talk to The Reg Doctor Who @ 50 The TARDIS, lingering love, Colin Baker's silly costume and more Channel News Best Start Schools 'superhead' quits amid probe into tech contracts School's out for federation man Wallace Euro chief of scandal-smacked Serco leaves as cop probe continues Bloated outsourcing giant seeks to 'refresh' love with UK.gov Oh GEE-Cloud: Billions of pounds of fresh tech frameworks on way G-Cloud? Nope. CITHS, ITHS, Sprint ii replacements coming Data Centre News Microsoft pulls its crowd-control tech from out of the shadows Azure update comes alongside major Microsoft-wide DNS screwup Spotify reckons it's worth $4 BILLION - and Netflix investor agrees Early backer shovels $250m into music streaming service What has the cloud ever done for me? Sysadmins tell all Live Chat Join us 26 Nov, 14:00 GMT Sweet little lies: Rumours from the flash world reach El Reg's scribe Blocks and Files LSI redundancies, new IBM array, and what's Dell up to? Speedy brother joins Xyratex ClusterStor: And 9000 makes four Brace yourselves: Quad prod range gets shinier Bug bounty upstart thinks there's BIG MONEY in crowdtesting They might be onto something by outsourcing it, though BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK Episode 12 Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one... Hardware News Eric Schmidt says only Samsung and Google are Apple's equal Google daddy's iPhone-to-Android migration guide has a backhander for many mobe-makers Half-blind Glassholes rejoice! 'Prescription' Google goggles a-comin' Six eyes to be optimised to four – new claim Doom god John Carmack teleports from id Software to VR upstart Oculus Rift First thing on gaming headset biz's to-do list: Solve motion sickness problems XBOX ONE and PS4, you'll make us RUN OUT of INTERNET The internet is finite, warn Blue Coat killjoys Poor Intel TV dies on vine, its fancy pop-up shops turned into cafes, cinemas Chipzilla puts on brave face in US holiday boutiques Those Xbox One first-day glitches: GREEN screens of DEATH, disc crunching Sony fanbois rejoice, Redmondites ponder: Abort, retry or fail? Moto's DIY smartphone Ara to be 3D PRINTED in exclusive new deal 3D Systems scoops contract to craft modular mobe Doctor Who: From Edwardian grump to Malcolm Tucker and back again Doctor Who @ 50 The Doctor in 12 – or possibly 13 – stages New inkjet printer spits out cheap OLED monitors better than your inkjet prints letters Imagine reinstalling the drivers for THAT Email delivery: 4 steps to get more email to the inbox This whitepaper lists some steps and information that will give you the best opportunity to achieve an amazing sender reputation. Download here > Networks News Guess which major US telco ISN'T cracking down on premium SMS spam? Well, not right now, anyway... Can't wait for 4G? Take heart, 5G is on the way And Ofcom wants your views on where it should go Berners-Lee: 'Growing tide of surveillance' is destroying the internet Stop killing my baby, says British web daddy FAT PIPE for ALL: Britain’s new tech firms take it from the telcos Something for the Weekend, Sir? Comms-unist revival could put us in the broadband fast lane Fake X-RATED Facebook scam vids of pop minx Selena Gomez: Man sued Bloke tricked people into viewing ads, alleges ad-backed social network Policy News US Judge strikes out COMPUTER/HUMAN LOVE patent Matchmaker, matchmaker, make a PATENT TROLL grumpy Australia's States in online shopping tax grab 'Close the GST loophole' yell treasurers Google claims MOOCs SOLVE code-for-kids teacher training problem Shock finding as Big G learns free online stuff can attract, engage, lots of people New NSA leak reveals invasion of the management consultants Spookhaus documents infested with the very worst corporate-speak imaginable NSW privacy exemption shares personal data with private sector Upside - it'll help at-risk kids; Downside - New Zealand did it first You can't have that many! China scuppers US, EU tech tariff talks Duty-free IT negotiations collapse thanks to China's wishlist of exclusions British visa website goes TITSUP... just before XMAS HOLIDAYS Royal family teaset and tiny Big Ben replica suppliers feel the heat China opens its ears to snooping in foreign tongues Arabic, Japanese and regional dialects now discernible by Beijing's intelligence chaps Pirate Bay co-founder Svartholm Warg to be shipped to Denmark Extradition next week to face yet more hacking charges Security News Most of Dread Pirate Roberts' treasure still buried, say researchers Is there a link from Silk Road to Bitcoin daddy Satoshi Nakamoto? Rackspace patches Windows Updater vuln Get patching lest this remote execution problem bite you somewhere cloudy Twitter fires up stronger, anti-snooping encryption for its millions of twits Crypto-boffinry to keep network traffic secret even if private keys swiped 'High impact' Gmail password security hole blew accounts wide open Vid Payday for researcher who spotted webmail programming gaffe Meet the man who'll TAKE OVER if UK faces CYBER ATTACK Chris Gibson to head up UK’s national Computer Emergency Response Team Mystery traffic redirection attack pulls net traffic through Belarus, Iceland There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear. Stolen CREDIT CARD details? Nah... crooks desire your PRIVATES Hackers need to get PERSONAL to score the big bucks - researchers Software News Red Hat Enterprise Linux 6.5 ships, but still no RHEL 7 in sight Containers and KVM and cloud – oh my! Google: Hey, devs - grab ahold of our Chromecast pipe and work it Next-gen Chrome apps factory on the way BRAGGIE-GASM: Rotund DOTCOM copies MILEY CYRUS on XBOX DAY! Enormous fugitive pictured rubbing self against pile of sleek consoles US govt cuts squeeze crucial computer science, shoot country in foot SC13 Analysis Budget slashing ruins education, ruins science, ruins HPC, ruins planet Wintel must welcome Androitel and Chromtel into cosy menage – Intel Chipzilla couldn't keep up with ARM-dominated mobe world What’s new in SQL 2014? In-memory performance, High Availability and Big Data Wolfram's new equation: Mathematica+RPi=child geniuses everywhere Mathematica will be baked into future Raspbian releases French Joli OS surrenders on the desktop, retreats to cloud Work on Chrome-OS-like desktop to end on New Year's Eve Richard Stallman decides Emacs should go WYSIWYG GNU Daddy revives 25 year-old ambition to get graphical Science News Astronomers spot 13-BEEELLION-year-old hot galactic threesome Pics Peeping toms probe the secrets of big gas bubble Meet the FOUR-TON DINO that made Tyrannosaurs SOIL THEMSELVES Siats meekerorum - APEX predator Vintage WINE laid down in SIXTEEN HUNDRED BC was 'psychotropic' Possibly accounting for concurrent technicolour dreamcoat fad Lead ONTO your pencil: Bill Gates pours cash into graphene condoms Is there anything the wonder material can't do? Bootnotes News PANIC OVER DROOPING house prices hits MEMBER-shaped estate Potential buyers likely to pull out, residents claim Apple Schill-er: 'I was shocked - SHOCKED! They went and copied the iPhone' QuoTW Plus: 'Samsung's so-called apology is derisory to say the least' The latest stupid yoof craze: Taking selfies - while DRIVING Don't snap and drive, kids Email delivery: 4 steps to get more email to the inbox This whitepaper lists some steps and information that will give you the best opportunity to achieve an amazing sender reputation. Download here >

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