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Business News Microsoft investors push to boot Bill Gates: report No Gates or Ballmer really would be a post-PC world Nixed Nirvanix files for Chapter 11 Down the hatch in an orderly manner Icahn to Cook: 'Buy back $150bn of Apple's stock, or tell me why you won't' 'I'm certainly not threatening anything,' says activist investor – yet Ad giant Google in new 'abuse' case offer to EU antitrust cops But revised fix yet to be made public Profit healthy, sales up, 4,000 staff face axe. Cisco CEO, here's your pay doubled to $21m Switch giant routes huge packet to biz supremo Ex-Sun journalist charged with handling a stolen mobile phone Operation Tuleta investigation lands suspect in court Big data: You've got to spend a dollar ... to make fifty-two cents – report Maybe it's not the gold mine the hype-sters thought it was Data Centre News Splunk plunks seductive AaaS on Amazon cloud Data analysis firm gins up free cloud offer Seagate to storage bods: You CAN touch this (at last). Stop, HAMR time We've talked about it for a while... next month, you'll actually *see* it Flash fettlers Fusion-io scoop IBM as reseller partner So that's why Big Blue dumped TMS' server flash cards HP promises software-defined networking 'ecosystem' and app store Networks that cater to software's every whim, without upsetting Virtzilla Multipath TCP: Siri's new toy isn't a game-changer This experiment is an alpha and carriers could swat it like a bug Barmy Army to get Wi-Fi to the seat for cricket's Ashes Sydney Test Match will offer replays to the smartmobe Hardware News Apple wins patent for entrance to retail store Not 'bricks and mortar', a Chinese glass cylinder Half-Life 3: CONFIRMED? Valve files for trademark in Europe LIVE, my beauty, LIVE! Nokia revives dead phone with LIGHTNING powered Frankencharger Vid Yes, Igor! The Third Switch! Samsung: Sod off Apple, we've made gold mobes for way longer than you 'Go back to queuing for a pink iPhone from your favorite frivolous-lawsuits company' Networks News MVNO misery will be pain for Oz mobile users as well The days of buying mobile market share with cut-price deals are well and truly over US.gov - including NASA et al - quits the internet. Is the UN running it now? 'Due to a lapse in funding, the US federal government has shut down' AT&T takes on Google fiber, fixin' to give Texans GIGABIT GUNS 1Gbps, to a few people, some of the time From the DC you have to the DC you need The data centre you have isn.t the data centre you want. We discuss the infrastructure your changing network needs, and how you will achieve it. Download here > Policy News 'The NSA set me up,' ex-con Qwest exec claims Former CEO says refusal to help spies cost him his freedom 'I don't trust Microsoft' after NSA disclosures says former privacy chief Open source is the way to go warns Bowden Security News Hackers just POURING through unpatched Internet Explorer zero-day hole Oh, sysadmins. It's so much worse than we feared – report 'Quarter' of TWO-MILLION-strong zombie PC army lured to their deaths Pied piper Symantec says it led infected computers into sinkhole McAfee the man launches 'NSA-thwarting' $100 privacy gizmo Pretending to be Guatemalan trinket peddler not disguise ENOUGH* Facebook allows full personal data ransack with Graph Search Posts, updates, the lot. Our ad sales will boom. Mwu-ha-haaaa ... bitch GCHQ's CESG CCP 4 UK GOV IT BFFs? LOL RTFA INFOSEC VIPs ASAP Yet another security certificate fiddled with by Brit spooks Yahoo! Pays! Paltry! $12.50! Bug! Bounty! For! Nasty! Email! Vuln! And even that had to be spent on Yahoo! tat Software News Grand Theft Auto Online hits server speed bumps Small delay before you can beat up that hooker 500 MEELLION PCs still run Windows XP. How did we get here? Just six months to go: what to do if you don't have $200 per PC Google gets closer to EU antitrust deal over search dominance 'abuse' Likelier than ever to avoid fines, having to admit wrongdoing Ubuntu 13.10: Meet the Linux distro with a bizarre Britney Spears fixation Review Search me, baby, one more time Science News Curiosity keeps on trucking despite government shutdown 97% of NASA told to stay at home for 55th birthday Scientists to IPCC: YES, solar quiet spells like the one now looming CAN mean ICE AGES Pesky boffins just refuse to toe the consensus line NASA's search for colonisable planets maps ALIEN CLOUD-WORLD First step to finding breathable atmosphere TUPPERWARE FOUND ON MOON (Saturn's) Plastic food boxes boldly go where no plastic food boxes have gone before (Titan) Missing Brit SPACE HEDGEHOG RISES from the GRAVE Pics Battered CASSiE miraculously found in Nottinghamshire field Bootnotes News The LSD trick cyclist, the 1980s pop-star and video games to REPROGRAM YOUR BRAIN Code from psychedelics legend Timothy Leary unearthed From the DC you have to the DC you need The data centre you have isn.t the data centre you want. 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