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Business News China softens duty-free stance to revive global IT trade talks Deal aims to cut tariffs on $800bn of worldwide ICT trade Techies with Asperger's? Yes, we are a little different... Solving fiendishly intricate tech problems? Love it. Office politics and subtext? No thanks Channel News SEC asks Affiliated Computer Services to step aside, snaps on rubber glove Xerox exec, 2 others receive Wells notices Reseller giant Misco puts UK workers at risk of redundancy – sources Accounts, buyers and customer services bods on three-month notice, claim our moles Sales dive at UK's oldest tech wholesaler: PC crash splashes Northamber in red Chairman Phillips 'unable to give clear view of immediate way forward' Data Centre News Google holds its nose, lets the hoi polloi run PHP on its shiny cloud Checkmate, Amazon ... in 2028 maybe Selling phones? Nonsense, BlackBerry is all about THE CLOUD Mobile management service planned for BB, Android, iOS AWS' Glacier and RedShift creep into to Australia Latency matters for data deep freezes? Who knew? Intel loves the 'internet of things' – if the 'things' have Quarks and Atoms in them, anyway Chipzilla wants Intel Inside EVERYTHING EVault offers FlexPod users armoured cloud Yeah baby, we can make it rain data. Guaranteed NSA data centre launch delayed as power surges 'melt metal, zap racks' +Comment 'Flash of lightning inside a 2-foot box' causes year-long delays The LUN must DIE. Are you with me, storage bods? Storagebod You want multiple LUNs for our terabyte+ database - are you HIGH? Alcatel-Lucent slashes 10,000 jobs worldwide Axe swings high in EMEA as troubled telco seeks out profits Listen, Google and Amazon: Soon we may not even use tape for COLD STORAGE Opinion Storage medium's resurgence may be temporary, says Chris Mellor Hardware News RIP charging bricks: $279 Google, HP Chromebook 11 charges via USB Now you'll need a PC to charge your phone, ebook reader and ... er, laptop UK plant bakes its millionth Raspberry Pi Comment But are they being used by youngsters or nostalgic fortysomethings? LG starts producing flexible, curvy displays you can STROKE Need to get 'em on handset before Samsu.. Do people even WANT curvy smartphones? Bling, bling, it's HTC here: Clear us a place on the gold phone bandwagon Another blingmobe 'chings into play as part of limited edition set AMD details new low-bucks, high-oomph graphics cards Two top-of-line cards still waiting in the wings Networks News Mobile downloads limp, fixed surges: ABS More mobile devices suck down less data Top 10 considerations for a sucessful Windows 8 deployment Read this whitepaper for a few suggestions on how to increase the odds of a successful Windows 8 deployment. Download here > Policy News Obama man: 'APPLE import ban BAD. SAMSUNG import ban GOOD' Geriatric Sammy kit banished Oz government knew about PRISM BEFORE Snowden leaks Spies knew spies were spying before whistleblower blew whistle! White House promises glitch fix for Obamacare website HealthCare.gov to get 'more servers', 'better software' 4 Brits cuffed after shutdown of internet drug shop Silk Road Blighty's National Crime Agency on arrests of first UK suspects: 'Many more to come' Space boffins boycott Kepler 'scope talks after US bans Chinese guests NASA says no to China delegates due to 'national security concerns' Security News Microsoft hands out $28K to bug-hunters Help us actually squish 'em and reap even bigger rewards – Redmond AVG, Avira and WhatsApp pwned by hacktivists' DNS hijack Chatty, security-conscious surfers sent to pro-Palestine website instead Android adware that MUST NOT BE NAMED threatens MILLIONS Software's 'aggressive' slurps, vulnerabilities are so BAD, researchers won't ID it Digital 'activists' scramble to build Silk Road 2.0, but drug kingpins are spooked We can hardly find a dealer, moan Blighty drug users UK bankers prep for cyberwar: Will simulate ATTACK on system One-day op will test stock market, payment bods' resistance to hackers Software News Office for iPad: U Can't touch this (yet) - Ballmer It's coming, but Redmond won't say when Zend gifts devs with open source API wrangling kit Apigility lets devs lasso APIs and keep them in check Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time Windows Server 2012 R2 embraces iOS and Android Microsoft TechDays Online: block out your calendar Promo Free training for devs and pros on Nov 6-8 Wikipedia Foundation exec: Yes, we've been wasting your money Comment Editors should get dosh, bureaucrats get too much, says outgoing fundraising chief Science News Juno spacecraft set for Earth flyby Ham operators can say hello Australian teams burn up the road on solar car race World Solar Challenge Video Four of five locals remain in the hunt for glory Boffins find COMET DIAMONDS from SPACE in Libya's desert of glass First ever find of cometary stuff on Earth Wheels literally FALL OFF solar race contender World Solar Challenge Dutch dominate with 800km daily drive Blighty's mighty boson boffin Higgs bags Nobel with eponymous deiton Colleague joins Poirot as memorable Belgian Brew me up, bro: 11-year-old plans to make BEER IN SPACE What's the point of having a pint if you can't drink it? Bootnotes News Cook invokes GHOST of STEVE JOBS in Apple-wide memo Fruity firm's chief reminds workers that his 'spirit' is in, er, Apple's foundations Top 10 considerations for a sucessful Windows 8 deployment Read this whitepaper for a few suggestions on how to increase the odds of a successful Windows 8 deployment. Download here >

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