The Reg: DON'T PANIC - '$60 Trillion' Arctic METHANE SCARE is already DISPROVEN [Fri Jul 26 2013]

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Business News Amazon's profit-eating machine revs into overdrive Massive revenues? Check. Profits? You must be joking! Sales deflate and Mellanox swings to a small loss in Q2 A return to a different – and lower – new normal Dell buy-out latest: Big Mike makes shareholders an offer they can't refuse Bonus 10c per share offered if auto-vote rules rewritten Channel News Enterprise tech market returning, says Arrow CEO Long Servers still up the swannee but plenty of gear shifted in Q2 Eurozone still the damp patch on Ingram's corporate pants Acquisitions lead to Q2 double digit sales and profit bounce Cloud News Amazon's cloud revenues rocket up as company posts loss Revenue soars in mysterious "other" category Data Centre News Adapteva ships Kickstarted baby supercomputer boards Forget GPUs – use ARMs plus FPGAs plus Epiphany RISCies 'Nearly 1,500' HP Enterprise Services staffers strike over redundancies PCS trade union claims 'ticking time bomb' will smack gov depts WD: Enjoying our $630m, Seagate? Let's ruin your day with our results More profitable platters put Western Digital in the lead Microsoft pledges Linux boost for Windows Server and Center R2 duo Oh, the things we'll do to be your cloud partner Seagate dock hands: Tea, lads? Fewer hard disks than last year, eh... Revenue-boosting Thai flood scarcity effect is fading away Back up all you like - but can you resuscitate your data after a flood? Trevor Pott learns a salutary lesson in data restoration What did the Romans ever do for us? Packet switching... Feature And the railways, morse code. Sort of Dell: New storage dish? Nah - we'll just mash up EqualLogic and Compellent We have all the ingredients... trust us, it'll taste great Hardware News Spanish mobile startup offers Firefox OS phones to world+dog Not just for developers anymore Three different roads to the 3-nanometer chip 'Moore's Law shall not be repealed!' Google's $35 Chromecast injects BRAINS into dumb TVs, wirelessly Review Hands-on with the Choc Factory's two-inch streaming dongle MS, Chinese boffins team up on Kinect-powered sign language recog Big step forward for deaf and hard-of-hearing gamers 'First' 3D-printed rifle's barrel splits after single shot Meanwhile, 3D printer company says its software detects and won't print gun plans Networks News Wikipedia switches on mobile editing Editing for everyone, not just bored commuters BT's not at home to Mr Profit, but its lordly boss probably isn't too fussed See, this is how you do it, m'lord Livingston will say O2 pulls plug on OAP-monitoring service Help is no longer at Hand - wrinklies and infirm get refunds Fanbois smash iPhone 5s much sooner than iPhone 3s ... but WHY? Phondleslab survey result shocker The FLOATING mobile phone shop on the edge of the Internet Reg man splashes down amid Asia's smartphone shift Grey market mobes on the slide as makers go legit 'We want brands!' shout impoverished punters Policy News Chinese government to spend $277 BEEELION on air-quality improvements US House Republicans plan moves in opposite direction Keep calm and carry on spying on Americans, US politicos tell NSA House of Reps narrowly reject bid to axe spooks' funding Security News Five charged as Feds bust largest credit-card hack in history Hundreds of millions stolen from biggest names in US Japanese police bust poker-playing IT boss for Android malware Infected apps targetted the terminally stupid Raid millions of bank accounts. New easy-to-use tool. Yours for $5,000 F... KINS hell! LinkedIn snaps shut OAuth login token snaffling vulnerability Just in case anyone wanted to add CEO of Yahoo! to your online CV Malicious Android master key apps found in China: Symantec Send for the doctor, send your IMEI to attackers World+Dog hates PRISM: Cloud Security Alliance We don't need no steenkin' spooks Site News The Register's crowdfunding capers: the post-mortem LIVE CHAT Thanks supporters - now can we suck your brains? Software News Microsoft offers IE 11 preview for Windows 7, but not Windows 8 But you were probably running Windows 7 anyway How Novell peaked, then threw it all away in a year Netware 4.0 Anniversary And a bunch of Mormons made the biggest tech buy you've never heard of Apache OpenOffice 4.0 debuts with IBM code side and centre Plays better with Microsoft, makes Macs think it's malware Science News Bill Gates' nuclear firm plans hot, salty push into power And a royalty payment from every home Hankering for a Nobel Prize? EAT MORE CHOCOLATE Study: Nobel laureates consume nearly twice as much chocolate as their peers Comet ISON seen eructating 300,000km-long methane and CO2 BELCH Flying ice mountain trailing vast clouds of gas DON'T PANIC - '$60 Trillion' Arctic METHANE SCARE is already DISPROVEN Emissions 'not caused by warming sea,' say top boffins Bootnotes News Hooker in Dudley man's car 'just helping to buy tomatoes' Magistrates unimpressed with kerbcrawler's shopping excuse IT Crowd thesp eyes giant hot-air-filled FLYING SCROTUM Chris O'Dowd's 'SkyBalls' balloon to battle testicular cancer Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop No-nonsense tin lawman pacifies testy intellectual with GRENADES

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