The Reg: Apple share-price-off-a-cliff: Told you that would happen [Tue Mar 26 2013]

Daily Headlines 26 March 2013

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Business News Cisco to acquire services management firm SolveDirect First partially funds, then gobbles up management toolmaker 2e2 execs steered company to near £50m loss - administrator Bosses admitted 'significant weaknesses in financial reporting' NASDAQ's $62m apology for Facebook snafu approved by SEC Payoff for market FAIL around IPO Yahoo! makes Brit teen app maker VERY RICH with Summly buy Mobe! News! Scraper! In! Inspirational! Goal! Dell buy: Icahn puts more cash on table than Blackstone or Mike D Beat that if you can, Mikey baby Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski 'I'm NOT upset. Anyway I've got more Twitter followers. HA' Branson, Berners-Lee, Google, £2m: LET'S SAVE THE WORLD Who will defend us from privacy-stealing mega-corps? Oh Fujitsu sloshes £800m into lukewarm UK pension bathtub Bumpkin broadband? Bah, urban pipe is where's it's at Apple share-price-off-a-cliff: Told you that would happen Don't tell Oracle, but you can be too rich and too thin Freetard den isoHunt loses appeal against search ban But owner no longer prohibited from getting a proper job New-age tech marketing secrets REVEALED Sysadmin blog Everything is an advert these days Channel News TD Azlan set to rock up at EMC, murmur sources Will thrust SME packages into the <$25k niche ElasticHosts: EIGHT resellers signed up for our white-label cloud Count them. That's eight. Not seven Bulging Kelway: Too big to get out of the obvious exits CEO: Just big-boned, Equanet gobble was nutritionally sound Data Centre News Oil giant Total shells out €60m for world's fastest private super 2.3 petaflops now, double that in 2015 Gartner magicians mumble, fling bones, scrawl new disk pentacle None of woman born shall harm EMC, cackle midnight hags Quantum: No! Object storage CANNOT exchange data with tape! Curse you, English language Indie array-flogger tries to tempt flash mob with COLD HARD CASH Your own, which you get back if their gear doesn't work It's a BYO-slingshot party in the Silicon Valley of Elah Blocks and Files Camel, needle, VC, Kingdom of Heaven Flash card latency: Time to get some marks on benches Chuck out the slicks and platters, and MLC it Hardware News Sony joins iWear face-off LG also puts hand up in world+dog post-smartphone melee West Virginia seeks Google Glass driving ban No funny cat videos for motorists The gaming habits of Reg readers revealed The rise of the silver gamester and the impact of wedding vows No, really: Austrians develop hi-tech jewellery made out of concrete Mmm, darling, it's just so ... grey Networks News Oracle grabs Tekelec for telco assault Sticky control tech destined for inner networks Chinese graves use quick response codes to recall the dead Scan for more info on your loved ones Policy News Transfield scores Sydney NBN build contract $AU170 million for first two years The UK Energy Crisis in 3 simple awareness-raising pictures Wrap up and think of Gaia India may can low cost Aakash tablet project Brit biz Datawind under fire for lagging on delivery Nokia deflates Google's video codec thought bubble VP8 proposals face fight from the Finnish Security News South Korea data-wipe malware spread by patching system Long dark teatime in Seoul saga continues to unfold Maybe don't install that groovy pirated Android keyboard It could be loggin' your login, warn experts Software News Microsoft splashes coat of paint on Windows 8 comms apps Mail, Calendar, and People to get updates on Tuesday Next from Microsoft: 'Blue', the Windows 8 they hope you don't hate Vid People are used to a blue screen with Windows, right? Science News Curiosity out of safe mode, doing science again Next challenge: stop the Sun corrupting packets Lightspeed variable say intellectuels français Vacuum isn't always empty, French boffins argue Florida fisherman bags two-headed MUTANT SHARK Pix Zaphod Beeblebrox's worst nightmare Nanowires boost photovoltaics sunlight capture by 15X Fifty-year-old theoretical solar power limit shattered Watch the skies: SPACE HEDGEHOG plunges to Earth in Oxfordshire Public asked to help find knitwear-clad 'naut Reg man goes time travelling at iconic observatory Geek's Guide... Jodrell Bank: The visitors' centre at the start of the universe Help save the endangered QUANTUM OWL, pleads Reg man Tin rattler Chip in for proper science with balls and bad smells Japan's rare earth discovery bad news for China's monopoly plans Pacific sea sludge find could keep prices low

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