NO ONE is making money from YouTube, even Google – report [Fri Feb 27 2015]

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Business News Dot-word sensation: Google forks out $25m for a fist of .app-y pills That's ICANN's Christmas party sorted, then? Alleged Aussie Anon hauled in for Indonesia phone tap hacking spat Charged with urging keyboard warriors to pop spy agency sites Reddit showers gold on drugs, hippies and Tor-rorists In colossal shock, Redditors want to be free to understand mind-bending substances Net neutrality secrecy: No one knows what the FCC just approved (but Google has a good idea) Analysis Revealed: Last-minute rewrites, and more FinFisher, the spyware loved by cruel dictators, stomps all over human rights, says UK govt Bahraini sales were dodgy, please don't do it again Net neutrality victory: FCC approves 'open internet' rules in 3-2 vote Telcos, start your litigation as US broadband faces regulation Mark Starkey quits Logicalis UK Exclusive Family illness made exec 'realise life is very short' SOLD: Emulex – for 34% less than shareholders were offered 6 years ago Comment Avago has a go, wins neat $606m deal Outsourcery wins first G-Cloud deal, justifies spot on SME panel Boss Linney says small biz has 'no God-given right' to win deals Don't pay for the BBC? Then no Doctor Who for you, I'm afraid MPs revive pay-per-Auntie conditional access plan Salesforce boss: One day I'll run a $10bn... er, software biz? Benioff boasts: SAP and Oracle can kiss my chuddies NO ONE is making money from YouTube, even Google – report So what is the idiot-viewing platform actually for? Britain needs more tech immigrants, quango tells UK.gov Time to practise those burger-flipping skills, coders Gamma Global goes titsup after running out of cash No buyer for the biz, only stock and furniture for sale as broker shuts after 25 years Bank of England could mint own brand of Bitcoin Research paper sees role for distributed ledgers as interbank settlement instrument EU's zombie data-grab plan climbs out of coffin EU Parliament split over blanket data retention for air passengers Intel, Apple and Cisco crossed off Chinese Gov's kit list Beijing won't buy products it suspects of harbouring western naughtiness Data Centre News Check out our HOT AIR INTERFACE for 5G – Huawei "Please sir, pick my standards sir!" begs Chinese tech giant If in doubt, blow $4bn: IBM says it will fatten up on cloud, mobile, Big Data cake by 2018 Ginni eyes $40bn-a-year sales Errant update borks Samsung 850 Pro SSDs Users unfriend Sammy in furious Facebook scenes Colt sales slide, profits turn to mush in shiny new cloudy world Medium-term forecast? Sorry, never heard of it Oh Big Blue, can't you think of anything new for your product line? Storagebod Here, I'll help: Object storage, scalable NAS... Ex-Logica beancounter pleads guilty to insider trading CGI takeover info netted man £30k in ill-gotten gains Soz, HP. IBM has out-mega-dealed you – tech analyst But Big Blue still needs to hit the SMAC stack Parallels parallels Citrix, VMware with mobile app delivery slurp 2X software acquisition to take junior virtualiser into Citrix's lair Syneto: Behold, blockheads – an all-flash array... based on ZFS ZFS filesystem plus integrated KVM hypervisor Hardware News MELTDOWN: Samsung, Sony not-so-smart TVs go titsup for TWO days Sets can't reach the internet, turned into dumb boxes Intel's Atoms gain new (cosmetic) X-Factor Cheaposlab buyers get easier-to-decode names Networks News NBN Co says TWO broadband connections are better than one +Comment Praises new FTTP plus HFC product in Singapore Facebook sad-nav: How to put depressed pals on internet suicide watch Definitely not a killer feature Visa: One million bonks a month for Europeans from next year 2015 is the year mobes become credit cards Small cells are like DRUNKS. They don't use lamp posts for light, they use 'em for support Brit designer's dangle-comms produce coverage for all Barclays punts instant Twitter mobile payments app – best avoid while drunk Blighty bank wings it with Pingit for twits Executive's guide to Windows Server 2003 EOL An advanced security solution that your business can deploy as a compensating security control in lieu of regular patching and updates that are no longer available. Download here > Security News Iran hacks America where it hurts: Las Vegas casinos Digital Perl Habor debunked by US director of national intelligence EPIC asks FTC to stick a probe up Samsung over 'snooping' smart TVs Privacy campaigners say sets are collecting user info EFF fears crims are getting smart to Superfish SSL flaws Certificate flaws spotted in variety of important sites Firefox 36 swats bugs, adds HTTP2 and gets certifiably serious Three big bads, six medium messes and 1024-bit certs all binned in one release And the buggiest OS provider award goes to ... APPLE? Count of 2014's flaws finds more nasties in Mac OS and iOS than in Windows or Linux P0wned plug-in puts a million WordPress sites at risk of attack See? We told you blogs were dangerous Bad dog! PrivDog chews HTTPS, hurls clear text Scolded puppy to learn better security Site News BOFH in mugnificent return to Cash'n'Carrion Ceramic celebration hits our virtual shelves Software News Assemblers were once people: My aunt did it for NASA We all owe plenty to the mainframe age's pioneers Microsoft man: Internet Explorer had to go because it's garbage Even Redmond is fed up with 'IE-specific behavior' Google to tame Android's Wild Wild West to please suits Rounds up enterprise posse for sandboxed safety Money from apps? It's all about Apple iOS, says survey Oh yeah, and don't bother with ads Arista, Puppet Labs share the DevOps love Make your switches part of DevOps Science News SkyProwler VTOL transformo-drone set to darken skies Plane or chopper? The choice is yours Spotty Ceres baffles boffins with bright patches Volcano? Ice? Exhaust port? YOU decide Laughing gas and rubber: A recipe for suborbital flight? Boston Uni's hybrid Starscraper rocket aims for 100km Trolls prevail because good men do nothing: boffins Study finds victims of online bullying don't try to stop it Executive's guide to Windows Server 2003 EOL An advanced security solution that your business can deploy as a compensating security control in lieu of regular patching and updates that are no longer available. Download here >

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